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Some pawsome cat rules I will be adding constantly.

Rule 1: Humans rub feline bellies at their own discretion; cats are not
responsible for the results.

Rule 2: Anything that is left unattended on the kitchen counter
automatically becomes property of all cats in the place of residence.

Rule 3: Before ANY laundry is taken to the closet, cat(s) must test it
first. They are the only ones qualified to judge whether it has been
properly washed and dried or not.

Rule 4: If a cat has decided a particular box to be a toy, the box must not
be discarded under any circumstances unless replaced by a box of equal or
greater value.

Rule 5: If a human makes any kind of fish delicacies before feeding the
cat(s), the treat is entitled to them.

Rule 6: Any popping cat litter or automatic litter boxes must be thrown away
immediately. Any harm done to the cat will be the responsibility of the
owner of the cat.

Rule 7: Cats' birthdays must be treated as if the cats were kings.

Rule 8: Cats are the masters of the house you are not.

Rule 9: When giving water use the faucet or the toilet. Make sure it is clear and has nothing in it. Use the water bowl as a last resort.